The Obvious Things Some Women Don’t Do (In Bed)

The Obvious Things Some Women Don’t Do (In Bed)

 

 I picked up a Cosmo magazine on a whim last week and I came across a list of “60 Hands Free Ways to  Wow Him”. It’s Cosmo so of course all 60 things contributed by different individuals were sex related. After reading and skimming over countless tips about oral sex I come across one or two that were more elaborate like keep your heels on while arching your back in a handstand position (okay… it didn’t say that), or subtle like brush your cheek against his shoulder. The elaborate tips weren’t as outrageous as my example but they did consist of pre planning and deliberate actions, and the subtle tips were geared toward soft touches that may make his body feel a certain way. It made me think what guy said this? Or how old is the man that made this suggestion? Surprise… Surprise the complicated and less straight forward tips were from women.

While we are plotting to have midgets swing from the ceiling, and hoping that a man can read our minds because we brushed past his hand, the only hands free thing most of these men wanted was a variation of a sexual act that’s been around for ages. The sad part is I wasn’t drawn to any of the suggestions from the male contributors of the list because they all seemed the same to me. As a woman a.k.a. “a natural over thinker” I was originally more interested in the tips that would make me stand out. However, realistically when you’re in the moment stopping to pull off some trick that he might not even notice or to do a technique that could probably make things awkward if not executed flawlessly may not be the best way to “wow him”. For example # 44 Lick his eyelids then blow on your saliva (Really though!?) Can you imagine how many ways that can go wrong?

There is nothing wrong with spicing things up every once in a while but sometimes its best to take the natural approach to the most natural act since the beginning of time. We are so busy trying to figure out ways to “wow him” that we are ignoring the simplest things he may want. Therefore, missing the entire point of pleasing the person you are with.